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[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

My virginity for an understanding wife.

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[daphodils.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine that'd be still intact at your age.

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Stranger things have happened. Wait…did you just call me an old tart?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I think it is looking about even.

[platinum-witch.livejournal.com]

. . . Didn't you lose that eons ago?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss and tell.

[peitho.livejournal.com]

So you don't really want an understanding wife then? Well, they do say ignorance is bliss...

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Wait...what? You don't think I could give a first?

[youthful-one.livejournal.com]

*smothering laughter*

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

*Thwaps her on the ass.*

Behave.

[daphodils.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine that'd be still intact at your age.

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Stranger things have happened. Wait…did you just call me an old tart?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I think it is looking about even.

[platinum-witch.livejournal.com]

. . . Didn't you lose that eons ago?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss and tell.

[peitho.livejournal.com]

So you don't really want an understanding wife then? Well, they do say ignorance is bliss...

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Wait...what? You don't think I could give a first?

[youthful-one.livejournal.com]

*smothering laughter*

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

*Thwaps her on the ass.*

Behave.

[daphodils.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine that'd be still intact at your age.

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Stranger things have happened. Wait…did you just call me an old tart?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I think it is looking about even.

[platinum-witch.livejournal.com]

. . . Didn't you lose that eons ago?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss and tell.

[peitho.livejournal.com]

So you don't really want an understanding wife then? Well, they do say ignorance is bliss...

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Wait...what? You don't think I could give a first?

[youthful-one.livejournal.com]

*smothering laughter*

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

*Thwaps her on the ass.*

Behave.

[daphodils.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine that'd be still intact at your age.

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Stranger things have happened. Wait…did you just call me an old tart?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I think it is looking about even.

[platinum-witch.livejournal.com]

. . . Didn't you lose that eons ago?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss and tell.

[peitho.livejournal.com]

So you don't really want an understanding wife then? Well, they do say ignorance is bliss...

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Wait...what? You don't think I could give a first?

[youthful-one.livejournal.com]

*smothering laughter*

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

*Thwaps her on the ass.*

Behave.

[daphodils.livejournal.com]

I can't imagine that'd be still intact at your age.

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Stranger things have happened. Wait…did you just call me an old tart?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I think it is looking about even.

[platinum-witch.livejournal.com]

. . . Didn't you lose that eons ago?

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

I don't kiss and tell.

[peitho.livejournal.com]

So you don't really want an understanding wife then? Well, they do say ignorance is bliss...

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

Wait...what? You don't think I could give a first?

[youthful-one.livejournal.com]

*smothering laughter*

[go-your-ownway.livejournal.com]

*Thwaps her on the ass.*

Behave.