[Draws out a ouiji board, old and tattered looking and a little charred around the edges.] This. Killed three 13-year-old girls at a slumber party. I want you to get rid of it for me. I've tried burning it and breaking it, but it doesn't burn or break. It just sits there mocking me in all its Parker Brothers glory.
Ooh. You're asking me for favors, now? [Hums thoughtfully, smirking like he's amused, before taking the ouiji board and running his fingers over the letters on its face.] What's in it for me, exactly?
Well, that's a problem. I have everything I could possibly want. [Taps his fingertips a few more times, before tucking the board beneath one arm. He might just keep it, he likes the bad mojo it gives off.] We? What do you think you can possibly help me with?
That couldn't be true, content people have no reason to strive. [cocks head] I can give you excitement. Danger. Adventure. I'm a monster hunter, Chase. It's what I do.
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Okay, look. I forgive you for giving me a horrible reputation. Kay?
--I want to show you something.
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... Fine, what?
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[Draws out a ouiji board, old and tattered looking and a little charred around the edges.] This. Killed three 13-year-old girls at a slumber party. I want you to get rid of it for me. I've tried burning it and breaking it, but it doesn't burn or break. It just sits there mocking me in all its Parker Brothers glory.
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What's so funny? Hey!
[chances a shove to Chase's shoulder to get his attention, feelings ttly hurt] What's so funny?