I am a wizard. Named Harry, actually, but I never went to Hogwarts. I did defeat a snakey sorta wizard, though. No cool lightning bolt scar to show for it, just a nasty burned up hand.
Man, that kid makes it look so easy. It's totally not fair.
I'm pretty sure everyone ever knows who Harry Potter is. I'm disappointed how few people have made jokes about me being a wizard named Harry, though. You'd think I'd get at least a few every day, but no.
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Man, that kid makes it look so easy. It's totally not fair.
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