[He blinks down at her, her threat, however ridiculous, taking him by surprise.] Madam, you're trying my patience... [And before she even has a chance to *think* about making good on her threat, he plucks the shoe out of her hand.] Believe it or not, I'm doing you a favor.
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Put me down or I'll shove this [She pulls off one of her extremely pointy high heels and brandishes it menacingly] right where the sun doesn't shine!
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Oh God, did you eat Tony?!