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I'm surrounded by frat guys - what's your excuse for saying it?

I was talking about a BIKE!

You weren't when you said, "I'm fast," you know.

I am fast! On a BIKE! It registers at 180! That's fast!

And see, if you'd said that, instead of just stopping with, "I'm fast"? Then this never would've started. [He was still laughing a little.]

And if you weren't in a constant state of "I'm surrounded by frat boys, therefore I'm horny all the time" this never would have happened. And why are you having dirty thoughts around frat boys? You should be ashamed.

[He snorted.] I never said I'm horny. And I never said I had dirty thoughts around them. They, however? Are. So I hear it.

Constantly.

Every day.

...I hate frat guys.

So you're not horny around frat guys? And I find something odd about that, too. Wow, I really am that gay.

[Andrew chuckled and patted his shoulder.] You can have them. I really don't want them.

I can have them, huh? Any of them wa... wait.. actually. That would revert me to old habits. I don't think any of them would want to do the friends with benefits thing, would they?

I... have no idea. Maybe? You'd have to ask 'em. They're all Ivy Leaguers, so who knows. Some of 'em might even have a rank your dad would like.

Ivy Leaguers. [he snorted at that] The last thing I need right now is a clone of me. No offense, even though you don't really fit that ivy league bill.

Nah. I just liked their school motto and they were willing to give me enough scholarships for everything.

I can't see you dressing up for it anyway. It'd be creepy.

Dressing up for what?

Ivy League. Or maybe our Ivy League is different. We had to wear specific clothing.

For classes, not as much. But for official functions, well. I rock a suit pretty well.

I'm finding that hard to believe.

I clean up pretty nice, if I say so myself. Used some of my scholarship runoff to buy the suits I needed. Slick my hair back and I look pretty damn sharp.

When I see it, I'll believe it.

And you'll probably never have a cause to see it. I said I clean up good, not that I like doing it.

And I.. what's the opposite, clean down good?

...Scruff up? That's an adjective I've never actually had to think about. Um...

Give me three days and I have a mean stubble.

I just kinda keep forgetting to shave.