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[tawnyterror.livejournal.com]

Tonight's a night for stab wounds!

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[mytimetolive.livejournal.com]

You're probably right! If there's like...a discount rate or something, you can count me in.

[tawnyterror.livejournal.com]

No discount, but you do get preferred customer status if you have more than one.

[mytimetolive.livejournal.com]

And what perks come with the preferred customer status?

[tawnyterror.livejournal.com]

You get to cut to the front of the line and you get first choice of jello.

[mytimetolive.livejournal.com]

So I'd be in and out faster...and no more lemon jello! Sounds good to me.

[tawnyterror.livejournal.com]

They actually give lemon jello to people? I thought that was just a threat.

[mytimetolive.livejournal.com]

Every time I've had to stay long enough to be force-fed an actual meal, it's come with lemon jello. I already hate hospitals, and that's half the reason why.

[tawnyterror.livejournal.com]

Did you yell at the nurses? They're mean like that.

[mytimetolive.livejournal.com]

I kind of yell at them anyway. I really hate hospitals.