[ Tosses the rest of the hot dog disgrace aside and wipes his fingers on his excessively flashy attire. Also, keywords. ]
I don' know about you, but I always look ready for a party. Even if I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere wearin' nothin but the hair on my back and a black eye the size of a melon.
[ Then he frowns. ] Err, hey. What're you doin' down there, anyway? That what you earth apes do when you're bored or somethin?
[Gathering the courage, he pushes himself from the ground, withstanding the pain as he does so, using the building beside him as a leverage.]
I fell. [He rolls his eyes, adjusting his brown coat before looking the man over.] Haven't we met before? ... You're the bloke that kidnapped himself, yeah?
[ Makes no move whatsoever to be of any assistance or help. He's standing there looking pretty, what more can you expect from him? ]
I make it a rule not to fall over unless I've had at least three Pan Galactic Garble Blasters. [ He squints and then leans in. ] Hey, yeah! You're that guy.. that.. .. That guy. The one I saw before! Yeah, I remember you.
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That's what happens when you get ganged up on, you don't exactly look ready for a party. Welll, unless it was a bonda-... er, never mind.
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I don' know about you, but I always look ready for a party. Even if I'm stuck in the middle of nowhere wearin' nothin but the hair on my back and a black eye the size of a melon.
[ Then he frowns. ] Err, hey. What're you doin' down there, anyway? That what you earth apes do when you're bored or somethin?
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I fell. [He rolls his eyes, adjusting his brown coat before looking the man over.] Haven't we met before? ... You're the bloke that kidnapped himself, yeah?
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I make it a rule not to fall over unless I've had at least three Pan Galactic Garble Blasters. [ He squints and then leans in. ] Hey, yeah! You're that guy.. that.. .. That guy. The one I saw before! Yeah, I remember you.