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[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

[Grumbles] I don't need a haircut.

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[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

[Sam looks at himself for a moment, sliding a hand through his hair.] Come on, it's not that bad.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

It's bad enough. Lucky for you, I'm really good at haircuts.

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

How come I don't believe that.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Believe it. My haircuts are excellent.

Do I need to get references or something?

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

What if you cut off too much?

And yeah, that might help.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

It's hair. It grows back.

[is going to ignore the bit about references, damn it.]

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I know. But I'm kinda protective of it.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

I think it's holding you back, Sam.

And that you're this protective of it? Yeah, that calls for therapy sessions, Sam.

[Does not mention that she's the same way.]

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

I don't think it is.

And I'm protective of my whole self. Including my hair.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Try it, okay? Just this once.

And if you don't like it, I'll... what is there you'd want? Sex? Because I could do that for you.

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

....okay.

No, I don't want sex. I'd feel like I'd be taking advantage of you. Just the haircut will be fine.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Got you covered. [She takes out scissors from her purse.] You want to sit down? Take your shirt off?

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

[Okay, so trying not to panic. And who carries scissors around?]

Sitting down is fine. No taking my shirt off.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

You sure? That hair's probably going to itch if it gets in your shirt.

[She is well aware that she isn't getting sex out of this, but he agreed to a haircut! Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand she can always try to molest him again later.]

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

I'm not taking my shirt off. [Even if he does look damn good shirtless.]

Okay?

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine!

[She smiles and grabs a towel to throw around his shoulders.] There. That ought to help you from getting itchy.

[She straightens and starts cutting.] Just a trim. Promise.

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

A trim. Not more than a few inches.

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Just a trim. Promise.

[True to her word, she only cuts a little bit at a time. Mostly to hide how much she's cutting, but he doesn't need to know that.]

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

[He's worried because it feels like she's taking more off than she should be.]

You done yet?

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Almost! You don't want it to be cut on just one side, do you?

[geekboy-sam.livejournal.com]

No! I want it even!

[rebelle-elle.livejournal.com]

Then sit very, very still and let me work.

[Keeps snipping away. BWAHAHA.]

Can I get rid of the sideburns that make you look like a zombie-Elvis wannabe?