[Zane's nodding enthusiastically.] I know, right? None of this, "I'll go live in the closet for a while! Where it's dark and lonely and everybody in there thinks I like pussy when I really like cock!" He pauses to look at his almost empty Redbull can. He takes the last sip with a sigh, and then looks at you. Sorry, dude. TMI?
You're welcome, sweetheart. You can't tell me no one's ever told ya that before? I can sense these things. ...And, I look good naked. Everyone pictures me like that.
[Zane just tilts his head a little, twirling his piece of licorice around his finger in a spiral and then popping it in his mouth.] Ya know, those dentists are lying when they say candy rots your teeth, [he says around his finger, muffled a little.] TOTALLY lying. I've never gotten any cavities, and I streamline pixie sticks. Just hook 'er up to an IV and I'll be good.
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I'm just firmly in that closet.no subject
Ever tried coming out to someone before? It's gloriously freeing.no subject
I... bet.no subject
I mean, so is streaking across the street at two in the morning. But REALLY, I only get to do that on Tuesdays.no subject
I... am so not picturing that right now...no subject
You so totally are.no subject
Why would I do that?no subject
I can sense these things. ...And, I look good naked. Everyone pictures me like that.no subject
I bet you do.no subject
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