Pey. Gnikat retfa ruoy rehtaf. [And she puts his hands on his shoulders now, smiling warmly.] --but really. Do what makes you happy. Life's too short. You know I'll support you, always.
Go find your father. I think you're overdue for the talk and he's been looking forward to it since before you were born. At least try not to laugh, okay? [Or be mortified.]
YEAH, YOUR FULL NAME, YOUNG MAN. Yes it is. He can talk... forwards!
But he thinks backwards! Lol.
It's because mommy used to smoke pot and daddy drinks, isn't it? :(