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...Hokay.

Favorite Sin and Favorite Virtue.

They hate that. My brother's got two little boys and a girl and they're spoiled rotten already but it's a good way to get him back.

And her too I suppose. wouldn't you agree?

She hates it because she doesn't want me to interact with them at all, but I'm on fairly good terms with my brother-in-law so he passes everything on to them.

It would be a crime to not corrupt my nephews anyway. They're going to grow up believing Batman to be one of their gods, one way or another.

[] Mine worship at the church of Bratz Dolls and Spiderman. Although lately Christina's been asking for something called "Monster High" kids which are apparently Bratz monsters.

Children are weird. [] Anyway. Your sister sounds like a terrific bitch.

Spider-Man is almost as good as Batman, but I can't support Bratz dolls. Or monster Bratz dolls. They looked pretty freakish in the first place.

There really are no words that describe the true level of her bitchiness. But it's so easy to jab at her that I almost don't mind everything she's done.

A love and hate relationship huh? Easy to poke fun at but what she's done is unforgivable? Sounds like my mother.

Pretty much! All the women in my family are fucking nuts. I don't know how my dad puts up with it.

Most women are a little nuts. It comes in the handbook we get.

Mind telling me where your kind keep this handbook? 'Cause that's something I'd like to get my hands on.

[] Programmed in unfortunately. Like windows.

Figures, but it's probably for the best. I'm sure it would have been a whole bunch of TMI anyway. Some mysteries don't need answers.

Those incredible details that make girls both amazing and the most annoying creatures on the planet?

[] I'm Felicity.

I don't know about amazing...but I can agree with the annoying thing wholeheartedly.

[Shakes her hand] Rayce, nice to meet you.

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