http://shesblank.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] shesblank.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2010-10-05 03:28 pm

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...Hokay.


Favorite Sin and Favorite Virtue.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)
I would, but I know if I brought any home they would disappear mysteriously the moment I turned my back, even though my housemates all swear up and down that they don't like donuts.

I don't think it's weird, but I've been doing it since I was a kid. I hesitate about eating tarantulas, but that's only because I keep a bunch as pets and I don't like the idea of possibly eating urticating hairs.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 11:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, that's what boys are for. Being disgusting and covering everything in grime, according to my sister.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You must have been a nicer sister than mine ever was. And she's still a bitch, even though I could feed her to my pets if I wanted to.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm nine years younger than my sister, but I'm pretty sure she hated me from the get-go. I love spoiling my nephews too, because it only makes her angrier.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-05 11:56 pm (UTC)(link)
She hates it because she doesn't want me to interact with them at all, but I'm on fairly good terms with my brother-in-law so he passes everything on to them.

It would be a crime to not corrupt my nephews anyway. They're going to grow up believing Batman to be one of their gods, one way or another.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 12:05 am (UTC)(link)
Spider-Man is almost as good as Batman, but I can't support Bratz dolls. Or monster Bratz dolls. They looked pretty freakish in the first place.

There really are no words that describe the true level of her bitchiness. But it's so easy to jab at her that I almost don't mind everything she's done.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
Pretty much! All the women in my family are fucking nuts. I don't know how my dad puts up with it.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 12:29 am (UTC)(link)
Mind telling me where your kind keep this handbook? 'Cause that's something I'd like to get my hands on.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
Figures, but it's probably for the best. I'm sure it would have been a whole bunch of TMI anyway. Some mysteries don't need answers.

[identity profile] mytimetolive.livejournal.com 2010-10-06 12:57 am (UTC)(link)
I don't know about amazing...but I can agree with the annoying thing wholeheartedly.

[Shakes her hand] Rayce, nice to meet you.