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Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls, who wins?

I'm glad you agree, I was going to have to break out my Bear Grylls trivia if you didn't.

He should have his own dictionary.

It's one of my many dreams to go on one of his adventures and eat what he eats. I draw the line at giving myself a saltwater enema to stave off dehydration, but he is truly one of the few mortals I consider impressive.

Me, you + Bear style adventure. I'm down. I mean I don't know you but I known for not having the best judgment.

I am totally cool with this idea. But let's go somewhere snowy, I want to fight a moose!

Name's Rayce, by the way.

I'm down for beating the ass of a moose. I hate Rocky and Bullwinkle.

Hannibal. *shakes his hand*

And they taste delicious. I'm all for moose jerky right now.

Hannibal? Nifty name, do you eat people?

Never had it. But we can totally make some.

Dood, really? I am older then that movie. I kill people. I don't eat them.

As jerky is one of the few cooked meats I'll eat, I'm a master at making it.

No? Seems like a waste of perfectly good dead people. If they're not fat, anyway.

A master! Glad to have you on board.

Pffft...vampire can't taste good. I mean there is an expiration date on human flesh right?

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