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Chuck Norris, Bear Grylls, who wins?

[She's going to pout at you, King. Only because she still feels bad.] Chuck Norris.

*she should feel bad. she was upset and he brought candy and flowers ONLY TO BE THROWN THE GARBAGE!* WRONG ANSWER JO-JO!

[Hey, she was pissed. She did appreciate it though.] How is that wrong?

*she better appreciate it. cause he likes her. and wants her pissed off ass to smile* Cause Bear can beat the old snot out of Chuck! Come on!

[Well, hey.. that gets a chuckle out of her.] Seriously? Chuck is just plain badass. He can kick anyone's ass.

Woman! How can you have my babies if you love Chuck??? *sadface!*

[Now Jo is laughing.] I didn't say I love Chuck, I just think he could take Bear. But I do like Bear more than Chuck. So there.

Our kids are going to be so messed up. But, It's a risk I'm willing to take.

Mm-hm. [She chuckles.] Listen, I'm sorry about earlier. I was pissed and you tried to help and I took it out on you. So yeah.. sorry.

Nothing to be sorry for. We all have our moments....you ever need to talk....I really will listen. I was fucking around with that whole 'pretend' to care thing.

Thanks. It's just.. a long story. I still shouldn't have thrown the flowers and candy out. It really meant a lot that even though you can act like an ass, you still care deep down.

Well in your defense, maybe you aren't the flowers and candy sort. Handcuffs and body paint next time?

[Smirk.] Not so much the body paint, but.. don't ruin my sensitive, sappy moment. [And that's when Jo hugs him.]

*he hugs her back with a smirk on his face and kisses the top of her head.*

See, I like this. The rare moment you aren't completely into yourself and you're nice.. sweet. I'd like more of this King instead of the other. Though, the other has its moments.

*laughs* I'm a little fucked up, it's hard to be like this all the time. I try. Try really damn hard but most of the time I just fuck up.

[Chuckles.] Who isn't fucked up? I know I am, that's for sure. I mean, what sane woman would throw a gift out from a guy who was trying to make her feel better? And what sane woman would want to fight demons, witches, werewolves, vampires etc?

The throwing flowers away thing is completely whack. That last bit? Totally hot.

Oh really? [She smirks.] Like women who know how to use a gun? And knives?

Fuck yes.

Too bad we don't work together then.

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