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[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

Making coffee is not rocket science.

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[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

Clearly I'm living in the wrong country. I need to move to Germany, or somewhere with similar values on offering people additional payment for doing their fucking jobs.

Perhaps I could justify forking over a little bit more if there was any effort involved in the task. Pull a couple of shots of espresso or top the thing in whipped cream and then we'll talk. But transferring a house blend from a glass pot into a plastic cup is not grounds for demanding compensation.

[thecameralucida.livejournal.com]

Good luck with that. I'm sure Europe is just initiated with refugees from America, seeking asylum after being forced to add a few bucks to their check, so you will probably have some trouble getting a visa.

So don't do it.

[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

I'm so glad that you have enough sense to see things my way.

And trust me, I didn't. Which lead to me receiving a particularly amusing round of death glares. Evidently my expectation that servers will serve me, makes me the AntiChrist.

[thecameralucida.livejournal.com]

Next time, spit in their cup. You know they did the same to you.

[alittle-colder.livejournal.com]

See, now you've said something helpful to me. [The statement prompts a laugh, but just as all of Jude's laughs seem to go, it soon ends with him rasping for air and clearing his gurgling lungs behind one of his fisted hands.]