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Found God on a teaspoon? Ha.

Is it really any more bizarre than on a sandwich? You're not the first to find a savior in bread, you know.

At least a grilled cheese tastes good. Really? ~~And I thought I was special...~~

Tell me you didn't actually eat that sandwich, Finn. And of course, there are news reports in the tabloids of people finding Jesus or Mary or even the face of Buddha in their morning toast or tea or even in a paint can.

Why do people keep asking me that? Of course I did!

...

Oh.

You realize that was salmonella waiting to happen, don't you? Mold, at the very least.

Is that the green stuff that was in there? I thought it was like, avacado or something. Gave the sandwich spunk!

[She is facepalming at you right now.] Spunk. Really.

When you keel over, at least we'll know what to tell the doctors.

[Stunned silence.]

Food can't kill you!

Finn? Yes, it can.

I don't believe you. Foods like...the best thing ever invented.

...

Prove it.

Why would I lie to you? My great-aunt Cornelia died of food poisoning from the Red Lobster when I was six. I haven't eaten shellfish since.

I know you wouldn't lie I just, I don't want to believe something like that.

Seriously?

[Sadddpanda Finn! D8]

Improperly handled or prepared food is dangerous, Finn. That's why we have refrigerators.

[She doesn't know whether to hug him or just... sigh. Oh, Finn. :|]

I put it in the fridge, still turned green.

[Hugging is the more favored choice.]

[She'll settle for shaking her head at him. For now.]

That's because it was a few days. Food doesn't stay good that long. At most, you can give leftovers a three-day grace period before you should toss them.

I don't like to waste food.

Throwing out leftovers versus going to the hospital for an internal infection? Personally, throwing out the leftovers seems like a smarter choice.

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