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Ya know, I heard there's nude beaches in Europe.

Shit don't even mention that, I wouldn't want to see Dike naked.

[He grimaces.] You just had to go there, Luz.

ooc: I was just talking about your awesome Luz to a Liebgott. <3

You're imagining it, aren't you? Sh- [He slaps his hand over his eyes] SHIT I IMAGINED IT! God damnit, that's going to be burned into my brain until the day I die...

ooc: Shit so it was me. I'm sorry, I thought you were talking about

notmajorhorton. I'm that Liebgott, I thought you were talking about that Luz.

You brought it on yourself. [ :| ]

ooc: haha. nope. Malark hasn't come across them, yet. But I loooove your Luz.

God damn it! [He runs his hand through his hair and looks up at Malarkey] What? You brought up the Nude Beaches. Really Malark? Nude beaches with a bunch of us men? Yeah that'd be loads of fun. Want some mustard with that?

ooc: I thought she went active again, I started Luz because she was active then kind of disappeared, leaving a bit of a hole there. (insert perverted joke) Anyways, thank you very much, I'm glad I'm doing a nice job.

[He grins most satisfied.] I wasn't talking about us naked, dipshit. I was talking about European birds. Though I'm intrigued that your mind jumps to us being naked. [Ohoho. Smirk.]

ooc: I have no idea. I've only seen you, Lip, Spiers, and Nixon.

Oh yeah? And what makes you think that those melon titties will come to the beach right now huh? God damn in Malarkey, sarcasm has their ends too you know. [Luz rolls his eyes and lets out an annoyed exhale] Yeah, because I'm the only one out of the both of us who knows when the joke has their ends.

ooc: Same here. I've been wanting a Buck to RP with along with Toye, but shit, it seems like a dead wish I'm asking. Oh and uh, just to get it all out there, I'm also:

pvt_babe

I may remind you that you're the one who brought it too far with mentioning Foxhole Norman naked. [Another grimace.] And you've also mentioned Spiers fucking a dead Kraut. I ain't a psychologist, but that's telling, Luz. [Indignant smirk goes here.]

ooc: BUUUUUUCK! I would love a Buck. And Muck and Penkala. And Moore. But they all die, except Buck. Poor Malark.

And you play everyone. I just got Malarkey here.

Hey hey hey, I mentioned Omaha, you mentioned nude Beach. Which lead me to th- [Luz groans and places his hand over his eye again] -...that's not a pretty sight. And shit-that-...[Ok, so maybe Luz did bring that one up] ...ok so maybe I brought that one up, but I was only saying the most right on target at the time! I mean come on Malarkey, really? Speirs has no social skills, best if he'd fuck a dead kraut!

ooc: It's ok Malark, Luz is here for ya! And yeah, but it seems like I did a pretty good job if you thought I was 3 different people...I hope Psychologist Malarkey knows what's wrong with me.

[Smirkity, smirk.] You know what I think? I just think you're fucked up. And I love you for it.

ooc: go, you! and Psychologist Malarkey would be the best psychologist EVER!

Shit love you too Malarkey. [Luz pats Malarkey's back] Still, I think that guy is a serious fuckin' creeper. He is the only guy who won't laugh at my jokes.

ooc: I think it's pretty sad I can easily RP 3 completely different personalities. Though I did give Luz a sadistic side during my RP with Speirs. And Hell yes! He would!

[That gets a smile out of the Mick.] Sobal didn't laugh at'em either.

ooc: eh, such is rp. most of my muses are varied. though I have a thing with playing stubborn ginger girls. >.> But there's others, too.

Sobel was just a plain nut job. But you know, he's the one who kept us E-Company together. [Luz grins] Our hatred for him made us a family. [He pulls the man close for a light bonding, only to pat the back and pull his arm back to himself] Other than that...shit, I can't fool him with Major Horton anymore. Not that I've got the needs to.

ooc: Ginger girls...? I only RPed a female once, all my muses are men.

[Malarkey patted Luz' arm and smiled back.] Well, no matter what or who, we got each other. Fuck Sobel. Your Horton was dead on.

ooc: for awhile, I was only rping men. but I think out of my active muses, Malark is one of two males I play. Then there's about five females.

Thanks, but doesn't matter if it's dead on anymore Malarkey, especially when he's really dead. As for Sobel... [he dusts Malarkey's shoulder] You think you can kill a kraut with such messy shoulder, Sgt.Malarkey?

ooc: Yeah...my only active muses are men and all from the WWII Category.

[Malarkey can't help but laugh and picks at Luz' shirt.] When did you last sew this? Didn't you know you can't kill Krauts with a frayed patch?

Why sir! I did not know that sir! [Luz said looking at his patch] I won't make that mistake sir! [After a moment Luz grins and gives a light nudge on Malarkey's arm]

[He grins and nudges him back. It was good to be able to joke. That they hadn't lost their humanity that much.] You better sew it right before the next blitz attack, Sargent. Otherwise the years of training will just be lost.

I still owe you a porno, Luz. Who knew it'd be so hard to find in the middle of a war.

Oh no! Not lost sir! [Luz scoffed lightly and shrugged] You do huh? Well Malarkey...how's about get me the real thing yeah? Real women. At this rate I'd do anything as long as it's well...do-able. Except a fuckin' dead Kraut or dead anything all right? Don't even think about using that shit against me.

Hey, hey, hey. You're the one that pried me off the lips of some Dutch girl. If anyone is getting anyone a bird, it's you for me. Though I completely agree. I can't even think about the last time I fucked. Christ, it's been ages.

I heard a few of the guys were lucky enough to get laid during their visit in Paris. I was being fucked in the ass by the damn Krauts. [Luz stays silently for awhile, only to look over at Malarkey] Not literally...

Yeah, I didn't get anything in Paris. There was a laundry woman in Britain, but when we came back from Normandy, shit was just... well, we were shipping out again. [Malarkey just raises an eyebrow at him.] Okay, Luz.

A laundry woman? I had a German girl at a far-.... [Luz places his hand upon his cheek remembering what happened] ...Frank was there, I got slapped...lost my pack of Camel to her too. Well, I gave it to her to gain something but I didn't so...yeah, I lost my pack of Camel to her.

I heard. [Said between laughs.] Luz, you'll never change, and you shouldn't.