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sixwordstories2010-10-08 11:55 pm
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Love is overrated. I mean, seriously.
Oh, I don't think so. Overemphasized, certainly, but not overrated.
I mean, love is great and everything, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. In fact, love is a pain in the ass. And you certainly don't need love to have sex.
Love can be beautiful, but it's not the end-all of life. You don't need love to be happy.
I've spent far more of my life out of love than in it, and I definitely wouldn't call those times a waste.
Hey! I was just wonderi- whhh....
Love?
Love?
[Wait, what? She didn't say anything. Stop looking at her like that.] What were you wondering?
[Right he's just going to pretend he didn't hear it.] Amy has a date tonight. She needs to look totally sexy, and also really fancy. Can you help?
I can totally do that. What's his name? Do I know him? Is it Neville?
It's not Neville. It's someone else.
Maybe you haven't found the 'one' yet.
Who says I need a "one?" That's such Hallmark bullshit.
What's up with women cursing? It's not very lady-like.
Well sorry for putting my two cents in.
Well sorry for putting my two cents in.
I don't see why men get to curse and I have to sit there and come up with some cutesey expression to adequately convey my disdain when a nice swear will do.
Well, I never did ask for your opinion.
Well, I never did ask for your opinion.
It's more classy to come up with something else than cursing. It just doesn't look good on women at all. It's a huge turn off and I pretty much frown upon it.
Then who were you asking? The wall?
Then who were you asking? The wall?
Yeah, I see Basil's told you his plan, I'm freaking out!
He won't tell me who you're going out with. I can't dress you if I don't know who you're going with and where you're going.
Someplace fancy? I'm still worming the details out, myself.
Well, I would assume as much based on the harsh tone of your statement.
I'm just saying, I don't need to be in love with someone to want to have sex with them, and I'm tired of everyone telling me that love is something vital. It's not. It's nice, sure, but I don't need it.
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