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*sighs* Nothing good happens after 1am.

I'm sorry to hear that.

Thats nice of you to say honey, but I'm okay now.

Oh, the name's Cayce. Russell Cayce.

I'm Illyana. Illyana Rasputin. It's nice to meet you Russell, or do you like Cayce better?

Whichever. I answer to either. Illyana, huh? That's exotic.

Well how about Russ then? Thank you, it's different, I happen to enjoy it, better then Debbie or something.

Russ works. Gotta couple friends who call me that. Not quite as unique as Illyana, but it'll do.

Well I like it, and that's all that matters. Because my opinion is the best ever~
Sorry ha, I'm feeling a bit silly tonight.

That's all right. I could use a little more silly in my life right about now.

Well then you certainly met the right girl. I've spent years of my life miserable, so now, I'm just silly~

Maybe I should start believing in karma after all.

Fuck that, Karma's a bitch.

[Russell laughed.] I met a guy who claims to be some sort of karma incarnate. He's actually kind of entertaining.

Karma incarnate? I'd say that's weird but, I'm like the queen of weird.

He's a little weird. Gives him character, though. I meet all sorts. What makes you queen of weird, hmm?

Oh there's a couple of different things.

Such as~?

Well I have a tail, to start things off.

A tail? Seriously? Like a fully functioning tail or just a vestigial stump?

Fully functioning. Though it doesn't really HAVE a function. It's just, something I sort of, developed during my 'training'.

Huh. That's different.

I guess so. But I mean it's just a tail.

I haven't met anyone with a tail before. At least, not that I know of. I might have... Who knows?

You wouldn't know I had one, if I hadn't told you. Lot's of people have tails. Lots of people are not all they appear to be.

Yeah, like I said, who knows? It's not like I inspect everyone I talk to for stuff like that.

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