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[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

I like waking up with him.

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[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

If you make me cry, you run the risk of getting fired.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

Constructive criticism.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

Constructive criticism is completely welcome.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

Well, that's all it's going to be. I'm not exactly a harsh critic or anything. [He can be pretty harsh]

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

Maybe I should just see if Daddy will pay you to give me cooking lessons.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

Whoa. Wait a minute. Cooking lessons?

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

Too busy?

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

For the rest of my life.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

I guess you'll just have to get used to a shadow, then.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

I've sorta had one before, now that I think about it. Only he actually had aspirations to become a chef. ...I think he's a busboy now.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

I can't be a chef. Who'll run the hotels when Dad retires?

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

I'm not really saying you should be. Just saying that that's the only other time I've ever had a shadow. And it went badly.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

I like your food. I actually think it's kind of an honour to be able to just watch and learn what I can from you.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

An honor?

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

[Have a bitch plz look, Jack.] Um, hello~ Best chef in New York. How many people get to just loiter around the kitchen of a top chef without being useful or kicked out?

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

I was going to say that there's been quite a few, but I guess those women all ended up having a use...

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

Yes, well, I plan to stick around for more than a roll in the hay.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

Which I'm obviously not getting from you anyway.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

Not any time soon, at least.

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

It's reasons like that why you not sleeping with me is going to be that much worse. False hopes.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

[her head canted to one side.] Why is it false?

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

Because you keep leading me to believe that it might happen some day, but I don't think it ever will.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

[Remember that bitch plz face? Here's an encore.] What do you want, a promise?

[nothinglikeher.livejournal.com]

It'd be nice.

[maylilamckenna.livejournal.com]

You're serious? You'd be happy with a promise that I'll have sex with you someday?