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[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Think I'll go blonde for Halloween.

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[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Cute!

Costumes get in the way of the job. Halloween is the busiest day of the year for BPRD.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

I'm keeping my costume on.
Maybe I'll blend in with the critters we're supposed to be investigating!

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Can you use your ability with your hands covered like that?

How are you going to hold your gun?

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Yeah, microwaves can go through fabric, no problem.
Besides, the frog hands are mittens! Onna string!

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

*gasp* That's genius! Where'd you get that costume?

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

That little old lady we helped! The one with the ghoul renting her basement flat? She whipped it up for me!

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

*eyes him warily* You know she was a witch, right?

You sure that costume isn't hexed?

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Yeah I knew she-

WHUT?! Oh my god! I didn't even think about it being hexed!

How would I even test for that?!

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Well, I'd say for starters let's see if you can take it off.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Why, Kitty. [He arches an eyebrow and looks at you.]
That's pretty forward of you... how do you know I'm wearing anything under this?

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

[quirks an eyebrow]

You wanna get stuck in there and turned into a real frog, be my guest.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

I dun wanna be a frog...

[He sighs and pulls off the frog mitties. Or... tries to.]

Um, Kitty? Any chance you can do a little phaserino on me here?

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

[tries to reach for his hand, but is repelled by an invisible barrier]

Oh........ this is bad.

I fucking hate witches.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

But... we helped her! Why would she do this to me?
[Trying not to panic!!!]

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Because witches are bitches, Luke. Trust me, I learned first hand myself.

[takes his hand] Come on, let's find Jack.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

[Let's Kitty hold his hand and lead him. IT SHOULDN'T MAKE HIM FEEL A BIT GIGGLY DAMMIT!]

Okay. Dammit, if that mark on my leg is a curse, too, I'll bet I'm setting some sort of newbie agent record for curses.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Wait, you have what on your leg?

[changes directions] That's it, we're going to medical.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Oh! This guy, Dr. Jones is working on the leg thingy. It's no big, just some goblin reading from a tome of eldritch horror carved it into my leg when he bit me.

No big!!

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

That quack has no idea what he's talking about.

Say, have you tried to use your ability on the costume?

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Nope. I'm not immune to the effects of my ability. Usually microwaves go right through fabric and I don't really want to cook myself.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Gotcha. Yeah, cooking yourself would be a bad idea. I'm sure the guys in medical can find a counterspell or something.

You're not starting to feel like a frog, are you? [notices he looks a little green]

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Oh no! Why? What does a frog feel like? I don't feel like eating flies or going for a bath.

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh that's good. It's probably just a simple sticking spell, then.

[microwavehero.livejournal.com]

Kitty...

I have to go to the bathroom.

ROFL

[phasing-cat.livejournal.com]

Oh shit...

Walk faster!