http://phasing_cat.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2010-10-26 02:48 pm
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Think I'll go blonde for Halloween.
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[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 01:42 am (UTC)(link)
But... we helped her! Why would she do this to me?
[Trying not to panic!!!]

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-10-29 07:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Because witches are bitches, Luke. Trust me, I learned first hand myself.

[takes his hand] Come on, let's find Jack.

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Let's Kitty hold his hand and lead him. IT SHOULDN'T MAKE HIM FEEL A BIT GIGGLY DAMMIT!]

Okay. Dammit, if that mark on my leg is a curse, too, I'll bet I'm setting some sort of newbie agent record for curses.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 04:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Wait, you have what on your leg?

[changes directions] That's it, we're going to medical.

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 04:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh! This guy, Dr. Jones is working on the leg thingy. It's no big, just some goblin reading from a tome of eldritch horror carved it into my leg when he bit me.

No big!!

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-10-30 07:19 pm (UTC)(link)
That quack has no idea what he's talking about.

Say, have you tried to use your ability on the costume?

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Nope. I'm not immune to the effects of my ability. Usually microwaves go right through fabric and I don't really want to cook myself.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 03:24 am (UTC)(link)
Gotcha. Yeah, cooking yourself would be a bad idea. I'm sure the guys in medical can find a counterspell or something.

You're not starting to feel like a frog, are you? [notices he looks a little green]

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-10-31 05:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh no! Why? What does a frog feel like? I don't feel like eating flies or going for a bath.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-01 12:06 am (UTC)(link)
Oh that's good. It's probably just a simple sticking spell, then.

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-11-01 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Kitty...

I have to go to the bathroom.

Re: ROFL

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-11-01 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
If I piss myself I'm going back to that old lady and kicking her cat!!!

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-01 02:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Don't! Then she'll just hex you even worse.

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 02:24 am (UTC)(link)
Dammit! There's no winning with witches, is there?!

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-02 02:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. The only way to beat a witch is with another witch.

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-03 03:31 pm (UTC)(link)
I don't think so, but the whizzes in medical know a lot of magic.

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 05:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm willing to try anything once!
Let's go!

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-04 11:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Where do you think I've been dragging you?

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-11-05 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
You were dragging me somewhere?!
*INNOCENT*

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[sighs] It's just down the hall, come on.

[identity profile] microwavehero.livejournal.com 2010-11-06 07:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Are there any cute nurses?

[identity profile] phasing-cat.livejournal.com 2010-11-07 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
There's such a thing as ugly nurses? I guess Jack doesn't know that.
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