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[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

I've heard there's easy clunge here.

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omg Inbetweeners <3

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Words are not necessary. Her face is perfectly fine for expressing her feelings.]

YAY for more fans!! <3<3<3

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

'llo there, beautiful. *tilts his head*

best show EVER.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Raises her eyebrows slightly.] Hi.

TOTALLY agreed. I can't wait for the movie.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

*licks his lips, approaching. He goes over all the witty things he could say to her, things that'll show how much he'd like her to ride his pole before eating her muffin out, while making sure she knows he thinks she's pretty.*

..... *opens his mouth but then closes it again* ... Hi there.

I still need to catch up on s3. I'm so sad it's over :(

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Oh, this is going to provide so much entertainment for her. She'll play along for now.]

Said that already.

Same here, still need to watch the last ep. It's a shame it's so short, but every ep is brilliant

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

So... *has his eyes glued to her chest, he moves his head to one side and then the other as if weighting a thought* So... Do you like... Cornettos?

ikr, every episode leaves me in tears from laughing. so good.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

... Is that a serious question?

Totally. Neil's mun and I had a marathon and we so NEEDED to pick them as muses

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

*shrugs* Yeah... You know, licking.

Well, I'm so happy to see them <3

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

Should've said that in the first place. [Smirks] I love licking.

<3<3<3

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

*finally looks up at her eyes, then goes down again but lingers on her mouth* You like... licking... Licking Cornettos?

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

Yeah... all the time. Doesn't everybody?

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

*he's holding his breath, a smile growing wide at her reply. Looking sideways to be sure they're alone -or alone enough- he cups his cock over his pants and gives it a squeeze* Would you like some?

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[It is a testament to her willpower that she isn't hysterical laughing right now. Instead, she just has her smirk in place.] I've got to be in the right mood.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

*he frowns, trying to think of what he can do to get her 'in the right mood'* I can finger you first if you want. Talk dirty. Stroke your G spot.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Okay, nobody has willpower that strong, and something like a laugh escapes.] Points for being blunt, mate.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

Cheers. *is actually smiling, already undoing his fly* So... you're giving me a blow then? Don't forget the balls.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Look how puzzled and innocent she's pretending to look.] No! I can't. Can't do any of that til I'm married. Made a promise with... God.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

What? *his face falls completely at that* But- But you said you like Cornettos! So does God! Look, I'm sure God would be proud if you liked my cock now! I know this, my old man works for the Vatican!

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[HORRIFIED PEARL CLUTCHING] I'm not a Catholic!

I thought you wanted to go for an ice cream. [She so deserves an Oscar for this performance. She's getting weeks of entertainment out of it.]

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

But- But there's nothing wrong with it! Muslims suck cock all the time! And asians!!

We can go for fucking ice cream later, I'll pay! *is almost whimpering*

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

Asian isn't a religion.

That would be like... prostitution.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

They still suck dick!!

Fine! Fine, how much do you charge?? More than an ice cream, right? I can get my mum's credit card, no problem.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a fucking hooker to you, tosser?