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I don't hate on- I just don't have sex with guys I've just met, okay?

Why not? Everyone does it for a reason! Do you need to know my name first? Because it's Jay, with a "y" on the end. *snickers* Like pussy.

Because that's a slutty thing to do? Plus, it'd be weird. I didn't need your name, but thank you for that. You don't want to know mine now, do you?

Wearing miniskirts is slutty too and luckily that doesn't stop you lot. I'd love to know yours. *it's far hotter to know the name of the girl you're wanking to, after all*

I suppose...She's not really thought about it before. She considers telling him to sod off but unfortunately she has too many manners. Sigh. I'm Dominique, my friends call me Nikki but I think we both know we're not friends.

Dominique? *raised eyebrows* Well, that sounds foreign, no wonder you're so fit.

Erm, yeah, it's French. My mum's from France. And thank you...I think. How is this becoming endearing? What is happening?

A french bird?? You're way different than all the other french birds I've been with before. *or the only french person he remembers; Simon's weird cousin* Definitely the fittest of them all. How come you don't put out more often?

And you've been with a lot have you? Skeptical. I put out, as you so charmingly put it, when I feel like I've dated a guy long enough and we've got to know each other.

Oh, I've been with loads of them. You know, vacationing all around Europe. Foreign chicks love a good brit accent. *rocks his hips* Of course. And we're getting to know each other, aren't we? Tell me more about you, Nikki.

Of course they do. Oh god, this would be horrific if it wasn't so funny. Maybe. And you'll have to be more specific on what it is about me you want to know.

Absolutely. I've once had three drunken spanish girls fighting for my knob. *smirks at the thought* Oh, you know... *shrugs* Stuff you're into. Shitty girl bands and that sort o' things.

I see... Totally doesn't believe that. As far as bands and music goes I like The Dead Thestrals, and Bowie, David Bowie is my favourite singer of all time.

*squints a bit, going through his mental wiki to try and find who the fuck The Dead Thestrals are* ...... Ooooh, bollocks! I love them too! They're brilliant! You know, I once went to this disco in London and David Bowie was in the VIPs. He sang Rebel Rebel and then invited me and my mates to join him in his limo.

Yeah? really? And here she was, thinking he was a muggle. Tchyeah. That's amazing, are you being serious? Because things like that happen all the time, maybe.

Of course, they're one of the best bands out there. I play 'em on my car all the time. *smoothly mention you have a car; checked. She doesn't need to know it's your mum's* Of course I am. One of my mates still talks with good ol' David. Next time he's on a gig I could call you if you want?

Awesome, I saw them live this summer. What kind of car do you have? She does like her cars. Not that she knows how to drive them. You could, except I don't have a mobile phone, my dad won't let me get one because he doesn't know how to work them.

That's so lucky, I'm dying to see them live. ... What car? Well... I have a second hand porsche, still looks brand new. *he better not look like someone rich, she might expect him to take her somewhere posh* You don't have a mobile? *snorts* How do you survive without one?

Sweet. I'd kill to learn to drive but I'll have to actually start getting paid first. Shrug. Owls mostly.

You're looking for a job? Because I know a few people, I'm sure I could put a couple of strings for you. *grins* Owls? Is that a new internet thing, like twitter?

Well I'm in training for one at the moment, so I'm not getting paid, but I will when I'm finished.

And now her muggle warning lights are flashing. Bugger. Erm...yes?