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[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

I've heard there's easy clunge here.

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[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

What if I had pussy attached to my cock?

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

Then your pussy would be what we're smelling and that would be fucking gross!

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

Wait.

You mean the pussy attached to your cock as in you being a fucking freak or you shagging some bird?

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

I meant I was shagging some bird, but it'd be well cool to have a pussy on my cock for real like! I could finger myself at the same time as I wank!

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

..... *looks torn* ... Your Dad wouldn't want to touch you ever again, though. *snickers*

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

.... Fuck off now.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

C'mon, mate. *hits his arm* There's some minge for us to find here. I'm calling any blonde one if we find some.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

Okay! That leaves me with browns, blacks, ginges and blues!

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

You can't call them all, you twat. Specially not blues.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

Why not? You got first pick!

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

And because I got first pick then it's the birds' time to pick! So, if brunettes also pick me there's nothing you can do, Neil.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

What is she picks us both?

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

Then you'll wait for your turn because I called it first.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

Can't we both do her at the same time?

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

And make it all look like some of your Dad's gay pornos?

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

It's not gay if there's a woman in the middle!

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

It's gay if you're staring at me or if I spunk you!

... I mean, you would be the gay one, of course.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

I'll keep my eyes shut the whole time and if you keep your dick in her then your spunks under control.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

What if you reach out and you touch me? I mean, your Dad' already trained you. This might be some weird plan to get to blow me.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

...

The bird's gonna be blowing me, I won't need you to do it.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but... I once fucked this bird with the help of another mate? I was nailing her sooooo hard she bit off my mate's cock. Seventy-eight stitches the doctors had to give him and his equipment still looks green.

Just giving you a proper warn there.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but I bet it was worth it.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

......

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

It surely was fucking worth it, yes.

[like-a-labrador.livejournal.com]

Knew it.