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[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

I've heard there's easy clunge here.

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[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Okay, nobody has willpower that strong, and something like a laugh escapes.] Points for being blunt, mate.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

Cheers. *is actually smiling, already undoing his fly* So... you're giving me a blow then? Don't forget the balls.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[Look how puzzled and innocent she's pretending to look.] No! I can't. Can't do any of that til I'm married. Made a promise with... God.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

What? *his face falls completely at that* But- But you said you like Cornettos! So does God! Look, I'm sure God would be proud if you liked my cock now! I know this, my old man works for the Vatican!

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

[HORRIFIED PEARL CLUTCHING] I'm not a Catholic!

I thought you wanted to go for an ice cream. [She so deserves an Oscar for this performance. She's getting weeks of entertainment out of it.]

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

But- But there's nothing wrong with it! Muslims suck cock all the time! And asians!!

We can go for fucking ice cream later, I'll pay! *is almost whimpering*

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

Asian isn't a religion.

That would be like... prostitution.

[clunge-magnet.livejournal.com]

They still suck dick!!

Fine! Fine, how much do you charge?? More than an ice cream, right? I can get my mum's credit card, no problem.

[enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com]

Do I look like a fucking hooker to you, tosser?