http://clunge-magnet.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2010-10-26 04:49 pm
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I've heard there's easy clunge here.
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Totally. Neil's mun and I had a marathon and we so NEEDED to pick them as muses

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 11:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*shrugs* Yeah... You know, licking.

Well, I'm so happy to see them <3

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-26 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Should've said that in the first place. [Smirks] I love licking.

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
*finally looks up at her eyes, then goes down again but lingers on her mouth* You like... licking... Licking Cornettos?

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:28 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah... all the time. Doesn't everybody?

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:38 am (UTC)(link)
*he's holding his breath, a smile growing wide at her reply. Looking sideways to be sure they're alone -or alone enough- he cups his cock over his pants and gives it a squeeze* Would you like some?

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:48 am (UTC)(link)
[It is a testament to her willpower that she isn't hysterical laughing right now. Instead, she just has her smirk in place.] I've got to be in the right mood.

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
*he frowns, trying to think of what he can do to get her 'in the right mood'* I can finger you first if you want. Talk dirty. Stroke your G spot.

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Okay, nobody has willpower that strong, and something like a laugh escapes.] Points for being blunt, mate.

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Cheers. *is actually smiling, already undoing his fly* So... you're giving me a blow then? Don't forget the balls.

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:21 pm (UTC)(link)
[Look how puzzled and innocent she's pretending to look.] No! I can't. Can't do any of that til I'm married. Made a promise with... God.

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:34 pm (UTC)(link)
What? *his face falls completely at that* But- But you said you like Cornettos! So does God! Look, I'm sure God would be proud if you liked my cock now! I know this, my old man works for the Vatican!

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:43 pm (UTC)(link)
[HORRIFIED PEARL CLUTCHING] I'm not a Catholic!

I thought you wanted to go for an ice cream. [She so deserves an Oscar for this performance. She's getting weeks of entertainment out of it.]

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
But- But there's nothing wrong with it! Muslims suck cock all the time! And asians!!

We can go for fucking ice cream later, I'll pay! *is almost whimpering*

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Asian isn't a religion.

That would be like... prostitution.

[identity profile] clunge-magnet.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 08:37 pm (UTC)(link)
They still suck dick!!

Fine! Fine, how much do you charge?? More than an ice cream, right? I can get my mum's credit card, no problem.

[identity profile] enigmatic-effy.livejournal.com 2010-10-27 10:22 pm (UTC)(link)


Do I look like a fucking hooker to you, tosser?
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