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[myperfectdolly.livejournal.com]

I'm the most perfect of all.

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[timeladygaga.livejournal.com]

Well, if by "denied the greatest pleasure in life since time travel" you mean perfect, then yes.

oh god so much italics

[myperfectdolly.livejournal.com]

I'm not denied anything. Father gives me everything because I'm perfect unlike you who is not perfect.

poison sandwiches :D

[timeladygaga.livejournal.com]

Well I might not be perfect, but that doesn't stop me from being amazing.

Care for a sandwich?

LOL

[myperfectdolly.livejournal.com]

[She was going to spout more insults, but now she's distracted]

What's a sandwich?

[timeladygaga.livejournal.com]

Oh...honey. (She smiles sweetly.)

They're delicious.

[myperfectdolly.livejournal.com]

[Give her a second.

She's figuring this out.]

I don't eat food.

[timeladygaga.livejournal.com]

(She squints.)

I'm intrigued. What are you?

[myperfectdolly.livejournal.com]

I am a doll. Father created me to be perfect and I am because father loves me and he says so.

[And it gets even worse]

[timeladygaga.livejournal.com]

A doll? Fabulous!

Are you actually plastic?

[myperfectdolly.livejournal.com]

No, I'm not plastic.

[timeladygaga.livejournal.com]

(She claps.)

Oh, even more lovely! Plastic makes for terrible backup dancers. (Most of them malfunction, too. Get lost in the TARDIS. Took me ages to find them again.)