[This calls for a smirk.] Don't say a thing. Just buy him some soap on a rope if he lands himself in jail again?

[That just makes it worse, Quinn. Crossing of arms just invites more attention. He's going to keep looking as though there's something to see. Good thing he doesn't come equipped with x-ray vision.] But you haven't. So either you're really not that offended, or you don't actually mind the attention.