[ That okay. He can read her body language or whatever. Unconscious signs are very handy for this kind of thing] Wanker. Yeah it's British. For uhhh... Anyway, Effy's important. Yeah. And I'm the lucky one. Best girlfriend ever. Consider it luck then that no one you care about gets that bent out of shape.
[Dammit. Foiled again.] For what? [And she's smiling. Just a little. But dammit if the way he talks about her isn't really adorable.] Just saying, I bet she feels really lucky. What, you mean about them not going crazy? There's only one crazy person, but she's always been crazy.
[Sorry, Quinn. At least he's not gloating about it?] Politely put a wanker is a jerk. Not so nicely... [Cook makes the motion with his hands to illustrate just what a wanker does all day, having the decency to look down and feel embarrassed for what he figures will be her reaction.] Of course, depending on context it's also an affection insult so... [Well, it's not really a surprise there that he's all adorable about Effy. As Katie puts it, she's 'the one'. Even if it took them ages to figure it out.] Yeah, I'd guess she would. And yeah. Like certifiably mental? What's she doing out of the loony bin then?
... Oh. Ew. Gross. [Yeah, her reaction is a pretty judgey face, so it's a good thing he looks appropriately embarrassed for telling her.] Doesn't sound too affectionate. [Quinn can kind of tell that without even meeting her, just from the way he talks about her.] Trust me, she probably does. ... Um. I don't know. Somebody should seriously put her in there, though. She's such a psycho.
Yeah. Sorry about that. It is. British sense of affection then. We're a special bunch. [It is really quite obvious.] Hmm. What's so psychotic about this girl anyway?
Yeah. Sounds like it. [Really super obvious.] Um... everything? I can't even describe Berry's level of crazy. It kind of has to be experienced, or you'd probably never believe me.
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[ That okay. He can read her body language or whatever. Unconscious signs are very handy for this kind of thing] Wanker. Yeah it's British. For uhhh... Anyway, Effy's important. Yeah. And I'm the lucky one. Best girlfriend ever. Consider it luck then that no one you care about gets that bent out of shape.
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[Dammit. Foiled again.] For what? [And she's smiling. Just a little. But dammit if the way he talks about her isn't really adorable.] Just saying, I bet she feels really lucky. What, you mean about them not going crazy? There's only one crazy person, but she's always been crazy.
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