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Definitely my favorite glee performance ever.

... I think you could definitely make that work.

Yeah, but you better watch yourself. I pop that collar you're gonna be done. I'm gonna be beatin' ya off with a stick. Sam's gonna be all heartbroken cause you'll be my stalker and throwin' your panties at me all the time.

Yeah, those are staying on.

You say that now. Next thing I know you got one of those t-shirt guns like at a basketball game and it's like foom! Panties at 60 mph.

So not happening.

You know, I'll probably end up doing the whole Alice in Wonderland (http://cdn1.ioffer.com/img/item/149/122/637/G7yCZMOTNy3BLhP.jpg) thing. I've always wanted to.

We'll see.

*Blinks and a dopey grin appears* That's... wow. Yes, please.

Wow, I think you're drooling. [Shrugs.] I haven't decided yet. But I'll take your vote into consideration.

*Absently checks the corners of his mouth* Nope. We're good. *Chuckles* You do that. I might end up throwin' my panties at you. *Scrunches his nose and laughs* That sounds way sexier when you're doin' it.

[She laughs too, but in a slightly more 'omg please don't actually do that' way.]

You know... you can keep those.

Well, yeah I'm keepin' 'em. You're not gettin' in my panties the first date. What kinda guy do you think I am?

The kind that likes to grab on to irony when he sees it, apparently.

Guilty as charged. You wanna grab somethin' to eat before the party?

... Anywhere but Breadsticks.

And be like everybody else? Not on your life.

Totally fine by me. I don't even like Breadsticks that much.

Can't say as I've ever been there. What's it like Olive Garden?

Kind of like a lamer version of Olive Garden, with the same idea of unlimited breadsticks.

What's your favorite food?

I like Italian. Just good Italian, not the lame Breadsticks kind.

What's your favorite meal?

I don't know if I really have one.

For the sake of argument just pick one.

I guess... penne vodka?

Alright. Thank you. Now I know where we're goin'.

Oh, I get it. That was all part of some sneaky questioning to figure out where to take me.