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If he asks me.

And if I ask ya first?

I thought you liked Santana?

I thought I said it was a bad fit.

Doesn't mean you don't still like her.

You still like Sam and Puck, right? Who said we can't have a little fun while we're decidin'?

... I'm done with Puck. To quote somebody pretty smart, it's a bad fit.

*Smiles* So is that a yes?

... Okay. Why not?

Don't sound too excited. Might get a big head over here. *Gives her a face*

Hey, this is my excited face!

That's a little more like it. Dang. Enthusiasm is key, darlin. Sides, it ain't like I can't give that Sam guy a run for his money. All I need is a few more sit-ups and a boy band hair do.

[Yes, but can he hit on girls in Avatar language? Apparently that's key.] I'll keep my enthusiasm up for you, don't worry.

*He's never even seen the movie. He was a little preoccupied with his dad being incarcerated at the time.*

Yeah, yeah. You say that now. *Teases*

Well, at least until Sam shows up. [Yep, she's teasing right back at you~]

*Grabs his chest and stumbles back* Straight through the heart. Devil woman.

I don't know what you're talking about.

*Makes a face* Sure ya don't.

So... whatcha dressin' up as?

I don't really know. If I can't think of anything else, I'll probably just wear my Rocky Horror outfit.

I ain't gonna argue with that. *Grins*

Last year the girl I was goin' with wanted matchin' stuff. I had to talk her out of the ridiculous stuff. Like fu-- friggin' Tinkerbell and Peter Pan. I told her she was out of her gourd if she thought I was wearin' tights.

I hate matching. Sounds like something Berry would make Finn do.

*Laughs* I can see that. Oh man, poor guy.

Well, I was thinkin' of doin' like a Top Gun thing (http://lindsayism.typepad.com/photos/uncategorized/2008/01/15/topgun.jpg). Seems easy enough with the jumpsuit and I can rock some Aviators.

... I think you could definitely make that work.

Yeah, but you better watch yourself. I pop that collar you're gonna be done. I'm gonna be beatin' ya off with a stick. Sam's gonna be all heartbroken cause you'll be my stalker and throwin' your panties at me all the time.

Yeah, those are staying on.