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Superman is Ryan and Clark's...me?

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...That sounds like a backhanded insult. [Gives up on the ass argument, however.] It...might be flatter then some.

I like you assless. [With that tone of voice she should be squeezing your cheeks Cohen]

Now I feel like you're patronizing me.

Huh? Cohen, I'm saying I like your ass the way it is.

In that, 'oh you're so adorable, I just wanna' eat you up' tone.

Seth, I'm going say something in that 'I'm going to kick your ass' tone in a second.

Warn me beforehand? I'd like to not be here when you do. Plus, I need to pick up dinner.

What are we eating?

Whadya' feel like? [He might've just been planning on picking up Pavo Guapo.]

Whatever is good.

Macho Nachos it is!

I want extra guac!

Who doesn't? Will Taylor and Ryan be joining us?

Doesn't Ryan hate eating Mexican food now?

...Surprised we don't. How about Taylor?

Or just you and me.

We could do ...you and me. I have no you and me qualms.

Good. And then we can make out in the car.

Well...that's -- a fine idea.

A fine idea?

...Sorry, I was in the world that men go to when their girlfriends say 'make out in the car.' The good world. The kind of outer-body experience world where you see yourself and you say things like, 'a fine idea' when what you really want to mention is ~~the tightening of your pants~~ how good that sounds.

As long as you're imagining me and not skanky fangirls.

What fangirls? There ain't no fangirls up in he'a. [He...tried to be gangster.]

[She pats the front of his pants] Or in there, right?

[An exhalation, grabbing at the collar over dramatically.] No fangirls there either.

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