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[tapavein.livejournal.com]

House should have fallen on her.

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[tapavein.livejournal.com]

[He's speechless, perhaps for the first time in his life and all that has transpired after it. Who was this chick? She was acting as though-- and then suddenly it clicked.] You've an avid Twilight reader, aren't you?

[ooc: Truer words have never been spoken.]

[abrassband.livejournal.com]

[There is not a Rachel Berry icon in the entire world that sums up her level of disgust and personal affront.]

No.

[tapavein.livejournal.com]

[Yeah, he's not buying it.] Let me see if I can word this gently...I. Don't. Sparkle. Under any circumstances.

[abrassband.livejournal.com]

I'm well aware that you don't sparkle, Damon Salvatore. Like I would read such trash.

[this face. forever.]

[tapavein.livejournal.com]

I never thought the day would come when even I am shocked to see my reputation precede me. [He arches a lazy brow, crossing his arms over his chest.] Who the hell are you?

[abrassband.livejournal.com]

My name is Rachel Berry. [She extends a hand, making sure to keep her palm and the underside of her wrist up towards the sky. Hey, it may not be canonly accurate, but she's going with her instincts here and assuming that he can pretty easily tell human from... not.]

I'm not a threat to you or your brother, and I'm not aligned with Katherine or her handmaiden. So you can stop giving me that look now, thank you.