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I'm bored. Wanna blow somethin' up?

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Blow something up, hurt someone in a very bad way? I'm up for it.

Not so much with the hurting people. Not unless they're Daleks or Cybermen or Candymen or the like.

Or idiotic men who like to lie to you?

Are lying and being idiots their only crime?

Pretty much!

Hell yeah! Let's get to it!

Knew I could count on you. Bring some grenades, I'll show you the difference.

*grabs his grenades and other miscellaneous explosives* Ready?

Ta.

*pats the strap of her napsack*

So what should we blow up?

OOC: I have the most lovely picture in my head, of Jayne looking like a kid at Christmas, clutching his ~~toys~~ grenades and TNT to his chest.

*looks round* How 'bout that spaceship over there?

Looks pretty scrap. Kinda like the rusted cars i used to practice on.

If you do, I want to see!

Well, long as it ain't Serenity, I say we go do it.

Oh yes! I know of a '72 Buick Riviera that would be spectacular.

Oh, with a full tank of gas? Because that'd be wicked.

I expect it would be near enough to full. Its pink as well! It'll be the most eye-catching explosion ever!

Pink? Gordon Bennet, who ever thought pink was a good color for a car?

*coughs*I can't imagine who's idea it was...*coughs* I have no idea what kind of image he's trying to project, a cop driving a pink car....

You want to blow up a copper's car? Are you mental?

Oh, don't worry. He's used to it by now. Its like a hobby, or something, for him.

I always knew coppers were weird. Who in their right mind would choose to be one on purpose?

You're asking the wrong person entirely.

You're not a bobby are you? I don't usually put my feet that far in my mouth. YOu don't seem like the law, though.

A bobby? You mean a cop? No, I'm quite the opposite. Or, at least, I was.

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