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[holding a flower in his hands]

Daily flower drives it is then!

[He's only kind of kidding.]

It'll be expensive but hell yeah! [He's joking with the wrong guy. 'Cause he'd be willing to do anything to spice this place up.]

Everyone needs a little cheer, right? Maybe I'll just buy candy canes and hand them out. [Because the football team would probably kill him if he tried to give them flowers.]

How 'bout you do candy canes and I'll do the flowers? [S'okay, the logical part of him was thinking the same thing.]

How about no? You'd be able to survive them less than I would. Uh, no offense, dude.

I... wait a second, I could handle myself thank you very much. [He grumbles trying his best to sound annoyed, it's a little hard to do when you know someone is just looking out for you.]

Have you not seen the football team?

Have you not seen my devilish good looks? [Being the smart one that he is he's really not that scared of the football team. Karofsky, maybe a little.]

Of course I have. But that won't mean a thing if they all kill you! I like your face whole.

So I get shoved into a locker, it's no different then getting a slushie to the face. I mean c'mon, it's not like they'd actually hurt me.

But still. Flowers are not worth getting hurt over! I might just give you daily flowers.

Not gonna lie, that would be pretty awesome. I still want to give them out to people... [He apparently has no sense of self preservation.]

Let's do it together then. Less chance of one of us getting pummeled.

You're the one who would have to deal with them pretty much everyday at practice... [He frowns at Sam.]

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