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[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

..Forty pounds of condoms and lube...

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[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

[Have a riiiiight look from Jeremy.]

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

[He continues writing.]

My Aunt bought me forty pounds of condoms and lube.

1/2

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

2/2

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Your aunt.

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

[He nods.]

The same Aunt who's bought me five skirts this year.

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

That's... disturbing.

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

And forty pounds of condoms and lube isn't?

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Obviously. [Jeremy squints.] How old are you, anyway? [Your aunt shouldn't be giving you that kind of stuff if you're twelve.]

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

Eighteen.

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

What?

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Nothing, man.

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

[Have a riiiiight look from Jeremy.]

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

[He continues writing.]

My Aunt bought me forty pounds of condoms and lube.

1/2

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

2/2

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Your aunt.

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

[He nods.]

The same Aunt who's bought me five skirts this year.

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

That's... disturbing.

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

And forty pounds of condoms and lube isn't?

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Obviously. [Jeremy squints.] How old are you, anyway? [Your aunt shouldn't be giving you that kind of stuff if you're twelve.]

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

Eighteen.

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Huh.

[unluckysandwich.livejournal.com]

What?

[babygilbert.livejournal.com]

Nothing, man.