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Really? This is what you call a not-loud party?

Yes.

I'll keep that in mind for next time I have a loud party.

Some people don't need loud parties, you know.

Some people don't have Fred and George as brothers.

I think loud is their default setting.

Much to Mum's chagrin, yes.

Your Mum can be pretty loud herself. I've heard her Howlers.

Everyone's Howlers are loud though, not just hers.

Like your mum's.

I don't know what you're talking about. I was very well-behaved at Hogwarts.

Really? That's not what I heard.

What did you hear?

Why should I tell you?

You can't hardly blame me for some of it. You had Snape as a professor. If you could morph, you'd do exactly what I did.

Morphing into him and then pretending to be him might have been a bit much though.

So is it true he's in the Order, and attends all the meetings?

That's an exaggeration! It wasn't an exact duplication.

Yeah.

Close enough. You fooled three students.

That must be awkward.

They were First Years. The poor sods didn't know any better.

You have no idea. It's especially awkward with Sirius there too.

It was really funny to see the looks on their faces though.

Oh yeah, Ron mentioned they don't get along.

Pity Snape picked that moment to walk around the corner.

I swear I could cut the tension with my wand and serve it with tea.

He did have a way of spoiling everyone's fun, didn't he.

That might at least make it more interesting.