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[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

Real men have always taken baths.

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[acanthophic.livejournal.com]

Not shower?

[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

No, baths.

[acanthophic.livejournal.com]

Incredibly specific of you. But highly applaudable.

[karaspencer.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say... [The whole bath thing HIGHLY amuses her, she cannot lie.]

[shawnspenstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, dad, it's not the bath I'm having issues with. It's the 60 bottles of girly stuff you have in here! [Picks up a bottle and grimaces at it.] It says Fragrance on it.

[He pronounces that offending word in a snooty, maitre d' voice]

[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

[Henry snatches it back from him]

Grapefruit helps to heighten your concentration, Shawn. And rosemary improves your memory. There's nothing girly about wanting to sharpen your mind.

[shawnspenstar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when you eat them. [Picks up another one and sniffs distastefully at it.] Do you also take bubble baths with candles and cucumbers over your eyes?--NO, don't answer that! If it's yes I'll have to disown you. Then go kill myself.

[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

No! Of course not!

[shawnspenstar.livejournal.com]

[He squints suspiciously at him, then points at the tub and declares like some brilliant detective--which he is]

Then what is that incriminating bathtub ring!

[acanthophic.livejournal.com]

Not shower?

[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

No, baths.

[acanthophic.livejournal.com]

Incredibly specific of you. But highly applaudable.

[karaspencer.livejournal.com]

Whatever you say... [The whole bath thing HIGHLY amuses her, she cannot lie.]

[shawnspenstar.livejournal.com]

Dude, dad, it's not the bath I'm having issues with. It's the 60 bottles of girly stuff you have in here! [Picks up a bottle and grimaces at it.] It says Fragrance on it.

[He pronounces that offending word in a snooty, maitre d' voice]

[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

[Henry snatches it back from him]

Grapefruit helps to heighten your concentration, Shawn. And rosemary improves your memory. There's nothing girly about wanting to sharpen your mind.

[shawnspenstar.livejournal.com]

Yeah, when you eat them. [Picks up another one and sniffs distastefully at it.] Do you also take bubble baths with candles and cucumbers over your eyes?--NO, don't answer that! If it's yes I'll have to disown you. Then go kill myself.

[sgt-liedetector.livejournal.com]

No! Of course not!

[shawnspenstar.livejournal.com]

[He squints suspiciously at him, then points at the tub and declares like some brilliant detective--which he is]

Then what is that incriminating bathtub ring!