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It depends. What's the occasion?

Dinner date.

The heels, then. Those are the type that never go out of style.

Y'think? I was leaning boots. But maybe because the heels are more in style. Idk.

Is your date that blond-haired chap? He might appreciate the boots more.

...............What are you a STALKER?

Quite the opposite. I'm a member of the Hellfire Club. Trevor Fitzroy.

Oh. Okay. I guess. ~~Still creepy.~~

Hello, Mr. Fitzroy. If you know who Sam is, do you know who I am?

What is the opposite of a stalker, anyway...

Of course. You're Tabitha Smith. It's a pleasure to make your acquaintance.

I believe the opposite of a stalker would be an individual with completely no romantic interest in an individual. You can be assured I have no romantic interest in you, Ms. Smith.

The pleasure's all yours. You DO have good taste in shoes, tho.

Soooooooo, that's all well and good but is there some kind of a non-romantic interest you have in me?

I should hope so. They're Asanti.

I was rather hoping we could talk about Sam, actually. You would like to see him emerge from his employment with the Hellfire Club with his life, yes?

Okay Creepy Mr. Creepster, I don't know what's going on here exactly but I have no intention whatsoever of telling you anything AT ALL about Sam so long as you are threatening him!! So you just say plain what it is you are implying or ELSE.

You're mistaken. I'm not threatening the lad at all. I'm trying to save his life.

I do not understand what you are talking about!! Who are you saving him from?

There is an upstart within the Hellfire Club who intends to take power for herself. Emma Frost. She has gathered a number of allies, one of whom has taken Sam under his wing.

If Sam wants to live, he will steer clear of Emma Frost and her allies. Pass this message along to him.

Can you give me even ONE reason why I should trust you over anybody else in Hellfire?

I am the grandson of the Black King himself. That alone should be all the reason you need.

Yeeeeeaaaaaaah, OK, you're right that I have all the reasons I need... I'll give him yer message. Is that all?

You should avoid getting too deeply embroiled yourself. Right now you stand comfortably on the sidelines. Take care to ensure that your situation does not change.

That will be all. Thank you for your time.

NP, I could NOT have less interest in being embroiled.

Okie dokie.