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Emotionally Numb Tonic

Now for Sale!

Numb tonic? What does it do?

Makes you numb to all emotions

Apart from one

Deadly stuff!

Funny though!

Sounds interesting, does it work on people you love? There's this girl I like..

*looks at eachother*

We do sell love potions you know?

And it depends what kind of girl she is?

So we're guessing your gonna need a strong dose *grins*

Yes, that would do nicely..a love potion, yes. It's for a certain pink-haired witch *goes slightly red*

Let us get this right *glares at you*

You want us to give you a love potion

To get Tonks to like you?

Well..I have loved her for quite a while now and everything hasn't gone so well. Mock me of you will but I love her. *crosses arms*

*BURSTS OUT LAUGHING*

We dont have any love potion that strong enough!

Have you tried washing?

What? *I look at you glaring* Is that suppose to be a joke? I thought you were going to sell me some love potion..not insult me. I do wash if you want to know *smells armpits* I washed last night, at the Malfoy's house.

Oh dear, that doesn't sound very nice.

Its all in the name of fun

Yeah lighten up Loony!

But why would anyone want to numb their emotions? There are more than enough creatures out there that would gladly do it for them!

*stares at her*

Its great to play tricks on people

Wait till Ron has some! *grins*

You can be rather horrible at times. But then again so can Ronald, so I suppose it is fair.

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