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This thing needs a direction finder.

*rumbles* What needs a direction finder? I normally have John for that.

The broom. Them theiving dwarfs 'ave changed the handle and the bristles three times now and it still bumps into things and gets lost.

It takes a 20 foot run-up to get it off the ground, too.

Perhaps you need to do something about the dwarves? Or put some kind of security on the broom...

What kind of security do you think?

Them dwarves is scared enough. I don't want to really witch them, it only makes for trouble, when you live local.

An alarm of some sort. I've seen some cars and trucks that have alarms that make noise or talk and it scares the thieves off.

*She has a smile that isn't entirely nice,*

Oh, there ain't nobody in Lancre that'd tamper with my broom, but I suppose there might be problems abroad, some places anywway.

Better security is always good.

Maybe. Mrs Ogg carries a cat when she flies and old Greebo'd have the skin off anyone who interfered with the broom, especially if he was trying to sleep on it.

I wonder if I could train mine like that?

Its something to look into. I'm a truck so I don't know much about training animals save for what I've seen.

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