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Don't make fun of my pajamas!

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theatrical_muse where Sirius has also been turned into a kid for a few days. With blue footed pajamas that have puppies and fire hydrants on them.

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*snickering* They are nice pajamas...

*models them, laughing* Aren't they?

*falls over, giggling* I bet Mum and Dad will buy you loads more.

...Merlin. Just what I need.

Lils! Hi!

If James turns into a kid too? I'm running away from home. You lot were illbehaved.

Were NOT!

Oh yes you were! You know you were! You teased me! You used to dip my pigtails in ink!

You were cute with dark hair.

You're cute in your footy-jim jams.

*cheeks turn red* M'not cute.

You are so, Sirius Black. You are c-u-t-e.

I am not c-u-t-e.

Oh yes you are. *looks around and snaps a picture!*

*the picture will have him crossing his arms and pouting*

*which just makes it cuter*

You think Sevvy would like a copy? *grins, impishly*

*gapes, for two reasons*

"You wouldn't."

*giggles*

"Sevvy?"

"Try me, Black."

*grins*

"Sevvy, and if you ever call him that I will hang you in the air and take off your underpants. So behave."

*laughs*

"I'm not wearing any!"

......I forgot that was a good look on you, mate.

Prongs!!

*gives James a waist high hug*

*laughs and ruffles him* Mini-Sirius! You're sort of cute like this.

*runs into the room, tugs on his father's hand*

Dad! Dad, guess what Sirius and I found?

*says in a conspiratory whisper*

You can't tell Mum.

*laughs and crouches to look at him* What'd you find? I won't tell.

*whispers into his ear*

A spell that lets us blow things up. Just small explosions. We practiced on a picture of Bellatrix!

*falls over laughing*

It's brilliant.

*laughs* That is brilliant. Show me?

*looks around for any sign that his mum could be lurking*

I need a photo...

*looks around, smirks when he finds one of Narcissa, Lucius and what has to be baby Draco*

This will do. *pulls out his wands, does one more quick check for his mum, then says the spell clearly so his father will be able to use it as he blasts off Lucius' smug face*

It's so much fun! I wish we had photos of Uncle Vernon and Aunt Petunia.

*smirks* I'm sure we could find some if we look hard enough.

*looks hopeful* Do you know a way to make them appear?

Try a summoning charm? *grins and summons some photos of yes, Vernon and Petunia* Do you want first go?

*narrows his eyes at Vernon's face, pointing his wand he says the spell and then jumps up and down with excitement* HA! That was for making me sleep in the cupboard under the stairs you miserable old git.

*smiles up at his father* Your turn, Dad.

*considers Petunia's face for a moment, then does the spell and smirks* And that's for -- well, being an arrogant idiot.

--Any of their kid in there?

*giggles wildly* You're the best, Dad.

*looks through the photos, finds one of Dudley, Vernon, Marge and Petunia* Here, this one has the entire lot.

*aims his wand at Marge and blasts her*

Oh, lovely! Target practise. *grins and blasts Dudley*

I am not cute!

*doesn't fight the ruffling*

Oh, you are too, mate. *grins* You look sort of innocent, even.

Course I'm innocent. I never do anything wrong!

Obviously. I'm a perfect angel myself.

Of course you are!

*cracks up laughing*

....Merlin help us.

REGS!!!

*flying tackle hug*

*catches* Sirius.

Brother, are you ill? You're normally not so....affectionate.

*straightens self*

I missed you.

Why is that? *...fluffs his hair*

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