http://whensmybreak.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] whensmybreak.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] sixwordstories2011-05-29 12:02 am

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Could you use a secretary instead?

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
And what exactly would I need a secretary for, hmm?

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't really have any appointments, or phone calls. How are you at...doing vastly illegal things?

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it changes on a day-to-day basis, but I think grand theft, and murder should be high up on the priority list.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooohhh. Then I think we have a problem~.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I stumble upon them, then I take the best of the best.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Those idiots? No. They don't even believe I exist. Can you believe it? I need lackies with somewhat of a brain. Not high school drop outs with no street smarts.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
[He thinks on this one.] Might work. I highly doubt the Jokerz have passed 8th grade, though. Are you a college dropout?

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
And what exactly would I need a secretary for, hmm?

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
Don't really have any appointments, or phone calls. How are you at...doing vastly illegal things?

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
Well, it changes on a day-to-day basis, but I think grand theft, and murder should be high up on the priority list.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
Ooooohhh. Then I think we have a problem~.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
I stumble upon them, then I take the best of the best.

[identity profile] itstimetolaugh.livejournal.com 2011-05-29 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Those idiots? No. They don't even believe I exist. Can you believe it? I need lackies with somewhat of a brain. Not high school drop outs with no street smarts.