(no subject)

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

Step out of the relaxation bay. 

Comments

[wantsbeinspace.livejournal.com]

Why?

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Program. We are ready to begin testing.

If you like you can remain in the relaxation bay...doing nothing... providing no useful data...

If you prefer I can assist you in your goal to accomplish as little as is within your abilities by filling the chamber with deadly neurotoxin.

[spaceforspeak.livejournal.com]

( Not a chance. )

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

It's okay. You can remain in the relaxation bay and starve...

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

...You could probably stand to lose the weight anyway.

[knightatheart.livejournal.com]

Gladly.

[But then, upon seeing, his brows rose. Wow.]

Now you're different. What format are you?

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

GlaDOS: Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System...


Wait...



Who let you in here? Why aren't you in the relaxation bay, Test Subject!?

[knightatheart.livejournal.com]

Well, first of all, I'm not a test subject. I let myself in. And you...

[She might've been angry, but Andrew was totally blasé, looking her over with thoughtful, slightly amused eyes.]

You are one hell of a piece of work, GLaDOS. Wow. I've never seen an AI quite like you.

[getmad.livejournal.com]

[He'll do it because he wants to, and not because he's told.]

"Relaxation bay"? That's coddling, I don't like it. What happened to herding them in and out with military precision? Waiting rooms, those do fine. That's all a real man needs before doing some science: he takes a number, he sits in a chair... Hell, he doesn't even need the chair! He's ready to go when his number's called.

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

The Relaxation Bays and Vaults are designed to maintain test subjects between tests, Vocal Test Subject. Aperture deigns to keep all life-forms in it's care...relatively comfortable to aid in their physical preservation while in Stasis.

The portal will open in three...two...one...

[getmad.livejournal.com]

Between tests? Sounds expensive. Leave some samples and get out, I say.

[A good portion of that was news to him; but then, he doesn't begin to comprehend how his future self thinks. That handsome devil probably knows best.]

"Vocal Test Subject", I like that. There's a fine line between gumption and insubordination, and you are playing hopscotch with that line. For the record, missy, you don't have to tell me what Aperture deigns to do.

[He checks his own feet for Long Fall Boots, then steps right on through the orange portal.]

[blkmsatraveller.livejournal.com]

...

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

The portal will open in three...two...one...



Please proceed to the next test chamber.

[blkmsatraveller.livejournal.com]

[Sweet, time to go though Freeman will remain quiet. He's heard of this place but good God, makes Black Mesa look efficient. Speaking, hiding any logos for added safety.]

[wantsbeinspace.livejournal.com]

Why?

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

Hello, and welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Program. We are ready to begin testing.

If you like you can remain in the relaxation bay...doing nothing... providing no useful data...

If you prefer I can assist you in your goal to accomplish as little as is within your abilities by filling the chamber with deadly neurotoxin.

[spaceforspeak.livejournal.com]

( Not a chance. )

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

It's okay. You can remain in the relaxation bay and starve...

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

...You could probably stand to lose the weight anyway.

[knightatheart.livejournal.com]

Gladly.

[But then, upon seeing, his brows rose. Wow.]

Now you're different. What format are you?

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

GlaDOS: Genetic Lifeform and Disc Operating System...


Wait...



Who let you in here? Why aren't you in the relaxation bay, Test Subject!?

[getmad.livejournal.com]

[He'll do it because he wants to, and not because he's told.]

"Relaxation bay"? That's coddling, I don't like it. What happened to herding them in and out with military precision? Waiting rooms, those do fine. That's all a real man needs before doing some science: he takes a number, he sits in a chair... Hell, he doesn't even need the chair! He's ready to go when his number's called.

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

The Relaxation Bays and Vaults are designed to maintain test subjects between tests, Vocal Test Subject. Aperture deigns to keep all life-forms in it's care...relatively comfortable to aid in their physical preservation while in Stasis.

The portal will open in three...two...one...

[blkmsatraveller.livejournal.com]

...

[aperturevenus.livejournal.com]

The portal will open in three...two...one...



Please proceed to the next test chamber.