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...Oui? [Capitaine Chevalle was fascinated!]

Yep. It's kind of disgusting.

Come, surely it cannot be all zat bad?

[Worse than Chevalle? Mais non!]

Mine's pretty bad.

Yeah? They should date each other.

That depends. Dad likes boys closer to my age. It's kind of creepy.

Woah--alright, maybe not.

My dad never went near my boyfriends or girlfriends, I guess you win, beautiful.

He's been seeing someone older lately. I'm surprised, really.

Hm...well, that's good. Let's hope he doesn't regress.

It's not that my dad's still a mega-whore, he just kinda overly exploits himself to my mom and uncle and anyone else. He's not the only one always there, y'know?

I guess attention whore would be the right term for him now.

But enough about me, have you always had just boyfriends?

What? You mean my dad? Yeah, it's always boys for him. Mum's just as bad, but at least she stays in her own age bracket.

Um, wouldn't your uncle be your dad's brother?

[She laughs a little.]

Not sexually, attention-wise. He just has to be the center of everything, but thankfully he's loyal to my mom now.

Your moms into younger guys, too?

Oh, oh! That makes it a lot less creepy.

Somewhat younger, yeah. Not really young, though. At least all of hers can buy her drinks.

Yeah, that might concern me a little more...

Well that's a hell of a lot better. Maybe your dad'll find someone closer in his age-range some day. Is it like...a midlife crisis or something?

I don't think it's anything that complex. As long as I can remember it's always been young faces with him.