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You missed. [Yes hello Captain Obvious.]

[Abby spun around and slammed the bow on the table behind her with a loud thud!] Yeah, I got that.

[He's sucking on a lollipop watching her shoot and miss.] When is the last time you got laid?

[She releases another arrow and, lo and behold, is just shy of the bullseye yet again. With a rumble of anger she slams the bow down on the table beside her and shoots him a rather unwelcome look.] I'm fine. [Lie.]

[He muffles a laugh and looks off into the distance when she glares at him.] Liar, liar pants on fire. [He picks up her disguarded bow and arrow and sets himself up to take a shot.] Twenty bucks says I get closer then you did.

You missed. [Yes hello Captain Obvious.]

[Abby spun around and slammed the bow on the table behind her with a loud thud!] Yeah, I got that.

[He's sucking on a lollipop watching her shoot and miss.] When is the last time you got laid?

[She releases another arrow and, lo and behold, is just shy of the bullseye yet again. With a rumble of anger she slams the bow down on the table beside her and shoots him a rather unwelcome look.] I'm fine. [Lie.]

[He muffles a laugh and looks off into the distance when she glares at him.] Liar, liar pants on fire. [He picks up her disguarded bow and arrow and sets himself up to take a shot.] Twenty bucks says I get closer then you did.