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Poor Big Tuna.

I know. Poor guy lived to be a year and 7 months. That's a long time for fish.

If it helps at all, fish don't get a bad deal in the afterlife.

Really? That does help. He deserves a good afterlife.

Yeah. I'll make sure his is extra good for you.

Thanks Than, I appreciate it.

How have you been?

Good. There's been a bit more family trouble. With Romans. I'm not getting involved this time. But I think everything's all right again. Who knows how long it's going to last.

That sounds complicated. Its probably better you stay out of it.

Its good to see you again, its been awhile.

Yeah. It's what I always do, and it's worked for me so far. Haven't pissed anybody off in awhile, which is more than can be said for most of my relatives.

It is, and it has! Way too long.

You okay, Sam?

Hey Olivia. Yea, I'm ok. I just came in and he was upside down. Poor guy.

Big tuna, he will be missed. Would you like to say a few words in his memory?

*somber* You were a good fish Big Tuna. Always brightening my day with the flips you did. I enjoyed the year and 7 months you spent with me. I hope you are ok where ever you are now.

Was that ok you think?

*Bows head, very respectful.* Yeah, I think it was okay, very moving. I think he would have liked that. Do you think fish go to heaven?

Totally. Or at least I hope so. Either that or reincarnation.

Maybe Big Tuna will actually BE a big tuna, next time around.

If the afterlife is at all fair, he definitely will be. He was meant for bigger things than a tank.

I can just see him down, swimming up stream or just having fun with all his other tuna buddies. . . .

I'm hungry.

You mean having sex with all his other tuna buddies.

*laughs* Olivia! That's terrible.

Hey, tuna need to get laid too! They have needs.

*Laughs as well* I can't help it! I like tuna fish!

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

But at a funeral. So disrespectful. *shakes head, mock ashamed*

I suppose we could move this to the reception. No tuna though!

*Just kind of...looks at her a little funny.*

What you've never been to a fish funeral before?

[ooc: Avid Office watcher here, that's totally where I got my fish's name! :)

[Frowns] He was such a good fish. Not like BJ. Who did nothing but suck.

He was a good fish. Lived a long time.

That isn't funny, poor BJ. *laughs slightly though she tries not to*

He really was.

Oh come on Sam, you can't name a fish BJ and expect it to live for too long anyway. Too many sexually transmitted fish diseases out there.

*laughs* You're really terrible. Respect the dead a little Adia. Goodness. I think Big Tuna killed him actually. He was keeping him pimp..fin strong.

What should I name the next one, assuming I get another...Gay Perry? I kinda like the two name deal.

I'm so sorry for your loss. It's terrible to lose a friend.