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Goddamned club boy. Could ya have that delivered to my place?

Junkyard Dog

He doesn't fit in a box. Tried it already.

Call FedEx. Those bastards'll ship anything. I heard they shipped a whale for Sea World.

I'd like to say there was too much alcohol involved, please god let that be it but... It's Tony and, well, thank god he looks better out of his clothes than in them?

I don't want to have to see him naked again! His junk isn't impressive anyway.

He makes up for it though. Well, I assume he does. Most of that night is a blur. Cocaine and scotch don't mix well.

Neither does Tony and picking out his own clothes apparently.

There's a reason he has Pepper.

It goes well with salt. I know that.

That's one hell of a shirt.

If by hell you mean gaygaygaygaygay.

Ah, but this is six word stories.

There's only five gays there.

The other one was too busy being FAAAABULOUS to show up.

...not that there's anything...wrong with that.

Tch.

Go get a movie.

Go get a plot. (http://community.livejournal.com/sixwordstories/5631651.html?mode=reply)

Who made Other Daddy wear that awful white suit, Daddy?

It was his own choice, pookiekins. You get your intelligence from me.

Yes, I know. I got my good looks from Other Daddy instead. Even though he doesn't look so good there.

Oh I've seen worse from him exhibit a) Idon't know which is worse, the shirt or that he has it on his head. (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/lollo_icons/Screencaps/rdj_01.jpg)

Neither. His face is the worst. He looks better with a mask on.

He's made some odd (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v293/lollo_icons/Screencaps/rdj_002.jpg) expressions in his day.

That's the sort of thing that makes people not ever want to reproduce.

Though I've met the daughter. There was reproducing.

SHE HAS A NAME!

And yeah, I knocked him up. At least she looks like me.

Yes but it's far too late for me to spell it. And cutting and pasting is too much effort as well. You couldn't have named her something simpler like Henrietta or something?

I usually just let people call me what they want.

Vegas fashion. Never got any complaints.

Well there is a first time for everything Mr. Stark.

And speaking of first times, Hello I'm Captain Jack Harkness.

Pleasure. Captain of-?

I know your secret life.

WHAT THE FUCKING HELL, STARK?!

I don't know. What, indeed, Stephen. Either you're not telling everyone something or this is what your fanbase creates?

I see the picture is from MorphThing. People who use that website are sick in the head.

Mhm.

But you had a pretty big section there, my friend. I mean they fused you with Oprah. They mean business.

That doesn't look like me at all!

Thankfully!

Your beauty just can't be captured in an image. But you did get your looks from me.

Yep! You're very handsome, Other Daddy!