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*climbs on his back and yells in his ear*

Argh

*peeks*

You never give up do you.

*peeks at him*

This is coming from the man who's wife out dances me.

Well you had to admit my wife has so smooth moves.

Perhaps you're getting old.

*puts up fists*

Come here and say that!

I only fight people who are worth it.

When it comes to you Dio.

*throws red paint balloon at him*

I find other ways to win.

*dodges out of the way*

Too slow kid!

*makes twelve of them fly at him*

*laughs as he get's hit, runs and knocks Eros to the floor*

*blinks. shuts eyes. shakes head*

*opens one eye*

Who's there?

Me. Who are you? *eyes*

*chuckles*

Hungover.

Nice to meet you 'hungover', I'm 'still drunk'. *extends hand*

*reaches up and shakes her hand*

Ah, maybe I should be still drunk too. It hurts less.

That it does. Probably the reason I don't want to stop.

Would a beautiful lady like you -still drunk' join a man like me 'hungover' in becoming 'shit faced'?

You got some catching up to do. Seems I have the headstart. *holds out a bottle of tequila* Hurry up. *laughs*

*takes the bottle and shifts over on the bed, patting the top of the covers*

Would say get under but not every woman loves to see a naked stranger, even if you're as hot as I am.

*drinks some down*

*plops down and rests her back up on the headboard*

If I didn't have a significant other, I would get undressed and meet you there anyways. *smirks*

*pulls a face*

That makes all the fun go away. Who's the lucky man?

*offers her a sack bottle of very strong wine*

I know. *playful pout* I just ruin everything.

He's a God. Both in the 'yes he fucking rocks my world' and in the Greek pantheon way.

*takes the sack and drinks a healthy bit*

It's why I don't do that relationship gig, well not often anyway.

*drinks down more of her drink*

*smirks* We God's have a way of doing this. Name's Dionysus, what can I call you? Or just beautiful?

I didn't even think about it before I met him.

*drinks more from his and almost chokes*

You're fucking with me right? Okay, hold on. *thinks and points at him* There's two Gods named Dionysus right?

Fuck, must be some good guy then.

*rubs her back making sure she's okay*

If I was doing anything of the fucking variety you'd be very naked. *shakes his head* No, just me. Although I was born twice. Why?

He is.

*smiles regardless of how suprised she is*

Um, yeah. Significant other of mine is Dionysus, God of Wine. You're not..him.

*opens his mouth to say something and then stops*

*suddenly starts to chuckle*

Y'know, seeing that I'm Dionysus, God of wine, inspirer of ritual madness and ecstasy, yadda, yadda, yadda. *waves his hand* If I got you naked now and we fucked it wouldn't actually be cheating *beams*

Had months like that. I can't remember most of December.

Is this where I am supposed to ask what happened *laughs*